This black tee is for everyone who somehow managed to get drafted by the universe itself: born too late for the first Middle East party, born too early for the next one, but somehow right on time for the one that actually happened—complete with a fighter jet screaming across the USA like it’s late for a briefing and a red splash that says “yep, that tracks.” Perfect for veterans, active duty, and anyone whose life plan was “avoid deployments” until the calendar said otherwise.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
